[Commercial]
(Scene of a large house party; everyone is standing or sitting around with plates of food, and there are lots of tables filled with even more food)
Leftover Finisher: (Voiceover) Is hosting parties for your family and friends getting you down?
(Scene of a long table filled with trays and plates of food that were left behind, and one person standing helplessly in the midst of a pile of containers to cram everything in)
Leftover Finisher: (Voiceover) Is having to store pounds and pounds of uneaten food just no fun anymore?
(Scene of someone trying to fit several bursting containers into an overflowing refrigerator before dropping them all and slowly sinking to the floor, weeping)
Leftover Finisher: (Voiceover) Is having the same dinner for the next week-and-a-half just too darn boring?
(Scene of a family seated at a dining room table as Parent sets down several bowls for everyone to serve themselves)
Child: Aw, leftovers again?
Parent: (Whirling on Child while spewing flames) EAT IT AND LIKE IT!!!!
(Leftover Finisher appears in the dining room)
Leftover Finisher: Well, fret no more, my lovelies: leftover crises will be a thing of the past once you call me, Leftover Finisher, to solve all your extra-food woes!
Family Members: That sounds amazing! How can it be?
Leftover Finisher: It’s easy! Just give me a call at the number below – (Points to a telephone number flashing on the bottom of the screen) before the big event, let me know what time you expect to finish dinner, and I’ll take care of the rest!
Family Members: Awesome! Tell us more!
Leftover Finisher: If you insist! For the super-low price of $99.99 per hour, I’ll come to your house/apartment/cabin/banquet hall/campsite/any location whatsoever, and I will eat all the leftover food so you don’t have to put away a single drop! Specialties include: (A bullet point list scrolls down the screen) Thanksgiving turkeys; seven fishes; potato pancakes; any and all salads; lasagna; hamburgers and hot dogs; lima beans; and so much more! You name it, I’ll eat it; and the more I eat, the less you have to stress over how to shove in all that extra sustenance!
Parent: But Leftover Finisher, what about dessert?!
Leftover Finisher: I’m glad you asked! As I like to say, there’s always room for dessert! Specialties include: (A bullet point list scrolls down the screen) birthday cake; fruit cake; cupcake; ice cream; sorbet; frozen yogurt; tiramisu; baklava; icing; frosting; and so much more!
(Cut to Leftover Finisher standing at the head of the table, surrounded by the now-standing Family Members)
Leftover Finisher: So don’t wait! Act now, and if I don’t finish off all your leftovers before midnight, I’ll pack up what’s left in my own containers at no extra cost! This is a limited-time offer, folks; you can’t beat these deals!
Child: (Tugs on Leftover Finisher’s sleeve) I have a question.
Leftover Finisher: (Turns to Child) Yes, good citizen!
Child: Why should we pay you to eat all this extra food, when we can give it to hungry people for free?
Leftover Finisher: (Stares at Child for a few moments, then turns back to the camera) So call now!
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