(Inside a human consciousness, Ego paces the area, Super-Ego sits calmly reviewing the day, and Id bounces around all over the place)
Ego: (Stops pacing for a bit) Well, we’re home now; that’s the important thing, right?
Super-Ego: Yes, safety is always priority. As days go, I admit this one was pretty bad, but just remember it also could have been worse.
Ego: I know, you’re right. It also could have been better, though.
Id: (Bounces over to the other two) Ice cream! Ice cream always makes things better!
Super-Ego: No, Id! We haven’t even had dinner yet!
Ego: (To Id) Maybe later.
Id: Yesssss!!!!! (Goes back to bouncing off the imaginary walls)
Ego: (Goes back to pacing) I just can’t stop replaying everything over and over.
Super-Ego: (Sighs) Please don’t, we’ll never get any sleep tonight. Again.
Ego: I can’t help it – (Almost crashes into a casually seated figure who was not there before) Whoa, who the blazes are you?!
Figure 1: Oh hey, I’m the one who cut you off in traffic this morning.
Ego: Huh?
Figure 1: You know, the one who passed you on the right and insisted on getting in front of you even though you clearly had the right-of-way and tried so hard to stay ahead but I sped ahead and cut you off anyway?
Id: (Lands in front of Figure 1) I remember you! (To the other two) Let’s get `em!
Super-Ego: Everyone just calm down –
Figure 1: (Miming driving) Wanna relive it? I can yell out the window and take off your front fender for real this time if you’d like.
Ego: (Turns away) Not listening, not listening – (Almost crashes into Figure 2, who is standing directly in the way) Whoa! What now?!
Figure 2: Hey there, enemy coworker here – wanna keep going with that fight we started earlier today?
Ego: Ummm….
Figure 2: I’ll even let you get in all those good comebacks you thought of hours after the fact, too.
Id: (Zooms in-between the two) Yes! Here’s one: Your momma’s so –
Super-Ego: (Pushes aside Id) Still unhelpful!
Ego: You’re right, what am I doing? Nothing I say here will change what really happened!
Figure 2: Or that you lost. Would you like it if I let you win this time?
Super-Ego: No!
Ego: Well….
Super-Ego: No! Stop fueling this!
Ego: I’m not fueling anything!
Super-Ego: Yes you are, you’re letting them still have power over us by allowing them to basically live rent-free in our head and take up all our energy!
Ego: …Would it help if we charged them rent?
Super-Ego: Argh!
Figure 1: (Steers over to the others) I’m just gonna go ahead and cut you off again while we’re on the subject.
Figure 2: We’re not! We have a fight to re-fight and I’ve got even nastier things to say this time!
Ego: (Covers ears and closes eyes) Stop, everyone just stop!
Figure 3: (Coming in through an open window) Yoo-hoo!
(The others turn as one)
Others: Who the blazes are you?!
Figure 3: Oh, you remember me: I’m that grammar school teacher who said your final project was awful and you wouldn’t have much of a future in anything so you might as well not even bother with anything! You kept thinking about me all day, after the near-accident and the work-fight and especially since you’re so much of a failure now – (Id pushes Figure 3 out the window) Heyyyyyy!!
Id: (Slams the window shut and turns back to the others) Don’t forget: that one was fired the following year for being all-around awful.
Ego: Great, but what about these two? (Gestures to Figure 1 and Figure 2)
Super-Ego: Just ignore them.
Ego: Easier said than done.
Super-Ego: Then it’s eviction time! (Waves the other two out of existence)
Figure 1 and Figure 2: Heyyyyyy!! (Vanish)
Ego: Where’d they – ?
Super-Ego: I made an executive decision to wipe them out, and I will continue to do so every time they show up. (Closes curtains on the window as there is a crowd of figures from throughout the day trying to get in) Now: either use those experiences to learn how to deal with situations better or move on, but they are not spending another moment here on an endlessly repeating loop, you hear me?!
Ego: (Mumbles) Yes.
Super-Ego: Good. So, for tonight, we’re going to have dinner, go for a walk, and then end with spending hours watching our favorite show until we fall asleep even though that’s not so great for our eyes or our brain, all right?
Ego: Yeah, OK.
Id: (Zooms in) And ice cream? With lots and lots of chocolate?
Super-Ego: Sure – we’ve earned it.
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