“Traffic
was the usual nightmare – why is there only one road and only one bridge
leading to the same place where everybody’s goin’?”
“Whose
room is everybody’s coats going in? Last
year I couldn’t find my scarf when we were leaving.”
“Did
you say ‘Thank you for the sweater’ to Grandma?
Go say ‘Thank you’ now!”
“I
know we’re the grandkids, but we’re all in our 30s and 40s – why do we still
have to sit at the kiddie table?”
“I
need a drink. Somebody turn on the game before
my head explodes.”
“Everybody
sit down and eat! Why is no one
sitting?!”
“Mommy,
he’s looking at me!”
“Stop
looking at your sister or else Santa’ll take back all your presents!”
“So,
Santa didn’t get me a cruise to the Caribbean, again.”
“Who’s
missing? Is she still sick? I’ll make up a container for her.”
“What
broke over there?!”
“Nothing!”
“I
didn’t think I had this many dishes.”
“Is
the coffee ready yet? I’ll bring out the
fennel and fruit.”
“She
took my toy!”
“That’s
it! Everything’s going back in the car!”
“Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!”
“Keep
this up and it’ll all go back to the North Pole!”
“Sniff.”
“Coffee’s
still not ready, but have some of the pastries.”
“You
guys finally made it! How’s the traffic
on the bridge now?”
“We
could’ve walked here faster. One guy on
the road certainly did.”
“How
did we run out of chairs? I counted them
this morning.”
“We’re
gonna be going – I’ve gotta work tomorrow.”
“On
a Saturday?”
“Oh
right. Still, gotta go.”
“Daddy,
I can’t find my new doll!”
“She’s
out getting the car – I’ll go help her.”
“Coffee’s
ready!”
“There’s
only five of us left – ”
“Drink
it!”
“Thanks
for the great dinner, as always! Good
night!”
“Safe
home! Merry Christmas!”
“And
Happy New Year!”
“I
am not cleaning all this up tonight.”
The
star shone on over the peace and quiet at last.
OMG our celebration to a "T". I can hear everyone in my head; but a good time is had by all. "Merry Christmas". You can't make this up.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Most were made up but in the spirit of the source material, and two of these actually happened after I wrote it :-).
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